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It hasnt been THAT long since you were in highschool. What can you squat now, 750-800?
 
I have a theory, picture a high school weight room full of high testosterone football players (real meathead types). They start throwing on 45lb weights to the bar, brave does a couple squats, "too easy, more" he says, so they add some more weights. He strains and struggles as the group cheers him on, 'you can do it'. Then he finds the adrenaline boost to finish the squat.

(meathead #1 and meathead #2 begin counting the weights as brave lay on the ground exhausted from his tremendous feat)
They say its 475 lbs, then meathead #3 intervenes "the weights are on both sides of the bar you knuckleheads, you have to double it plus add the weight of the bar".
Meatheads #1 and #2 look at each other confused, look at the bar, then back at meathead #3, then meathead #1 says 'oh yeah' meathead#2 'dude, that's a 1000 lbs'

The room is going crazy, 'dude you just lifted so much weight' said meathead #1. 'hell yeah man, you just squatted a G' said meathead #3. Meathead #2 helps brave up and they all bro hug it out, "let's go tell everyone you just squatted a G" brave is smiling ear to ear and feeling like a million bucks, a legend to everyone in the weight room that day.

So dont blame him for thinking he actually squatted 1000lbs, he just never thought to check his bozo friends math. Its the only logical explanation.
 
Cody.

Dude.

Maybe just say you miscalculated the weight and it was 500?

Sticking to this is the most absurd thing ever.

And defending it with "do I look like the guy that..." yes. Yes. You look like the guy that would make this sh*t up and stick to it for the rest of your life.



Also: when I claimed to run the 4.55, I just made a video. (and I even understood why people would assume it isn't true) Make a video of you doing the 1k. lol Everyone has a cell phone.
 
Deuce Wayne said:
Cody.

Dude.

Maybe just say you miscalculated the weight and it was 500?

Sticking to this is the most absurd thing ever.

And defending it with "do I look like the guy that..." yes. Yes. You look like the guy that would make this sh*t up and stick to it for the rest of your life.



Also: when I claimed to run the 4.55, I just made a video. (and I even understood why people would assume it isn't true) Make a video of you doing the 1k. lol Everyone has a cell phone.
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Not absurd at all

I did it

And no one in 2005 was recording their every move on their flip phones
 
We need to settle this once and for all. I propose this...

We give JCB a year to train. A full calendar year. Then he, and whoever cares to show up, have a lift.

We take odds and collect a pool. The field has to put in, say, $4 for every one of his.

Seeing as how his supposed 1000 feat was years ago, id even be willing to spot him a hundred pounds or two.

Game JCB?
 
TitansWrath said:
We need to settle this once and for all. I propose this...

We give JCB a year to train. A full calendar year. Then he, and whoever cares to show up, have a lift.

We take odds and collect a pool. The field has to put in, say, $4 for every one of his.

Seeing as how his supposed 1000 feat was years ago, id even be willing to spot him a hundred pounds or two.

Game JCB?
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I'm 32 now and have no motivation to get back under a squat rack

You guys can hate all you want, I'm not really bothered by some people I've never met giving me grief over something
 
When you casually lifted more than anyone who had dedicated their life to lifting had lifted at that age, were you aware that what you did was so amazing?
 
steverife said:
When you casually lifted more than anyone who had dedicated their life to lifting had lifted at that age, were you aware that what you did was so amazing?
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Yea cause people casually can do that :disappointed:

I'd bet you anything Myles can lift more than hes letting on
 
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JCBRAVE said:
I'm 32 now and have no motivation to get back under a squat rack

You guys can hate all you want, I'm not really bothered by some people I've never met giving me grief over something
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32 is the prime of your life. Surely you can still do 600-650. No possible way you go from squating 1000 lbs to nothing by the time you are 32.
 
Hope our tackles can block Myles, because he's liable to put Mariota out for the year in week one.
 
Titanup1982 said:
Hope our tackles can block Myles, because he's liable to put Mariota out for the year in week one.
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When it comes to Mariota anyone in the NFL could put him out for the year.

I heard he was recently watching tv, looked down at his elbow and his whole arm went numb for a week.
 
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