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yeah who cares, my wife bought me some sort of cologne that i wear from time to time, no clue what it is

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Waste of money.

Reminds me of a conversation


Dumb Alz: /points to the bedroom

Smart wife "Do you like it when I freshen up, put on some good smelly stuff, and hop in a sexy outfit first"

Dumb Alz: "Of course!!!"



Wife looks at me



Smart Alz: "Brb, going to go freshen up"



Its not just for dates.


:spank:
 
Reminds me of a conversation


Dumb Alz: /points to the bedroom

Smart wife "Do you like it when I freshen up, put on some good smelly stuff, and hop in a sexy outfit first"

Dumb Alz: "Of course!!!"



Wife looks at me



Smart Alz: "Brb, going to go freshen up"



Its not just for dates.


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See, I don't get it though. I can understand my GF not wanting to have sex while I smell like BO and sweaty nutsack.

I can't understand why she would want me to smell like a mountain stream or some shit.

As far as for dates and stuff... Strong perfume has always been a turn off for me. Seems like an old lady thing to do.

If you stick your face in my chest Im going to smell pleasent from my deodorant. I just don't see the appeal of wanting put everyone in a 10 foot radius into a sneezing fit.

Tldr: There's no "good" way to radiate stench in my book.
 
Tldr: There's no "good" way to radiate stench in my book.
You're not supposed to spray cologne on directly. You're not going for the wet dot on your neck that drips down to your chest. The goal is not to leave a jet stream of smell.

You're supposed to spray it in the air and walk through it. Cologne should be a much more intimate experience that someone gets very up close.
 
See, I don't get it though. I can understand my GF not wanting to have sex while I smell like BO and sweaty nutsack.

I can't understand why she would want me to smell like a mountain stream or some ****.

As far as for dates and stuff... Strong perfume has always been a turn off for me. Seems like an old lady thing to do.

If you stick your face in my chest Im going to smell pleasent from my deodorant. I just don't see the appeal of wanting put everyone in a 10 foot radius into a sneezing fit.

Tldr: There's no "good" way to radiate stench in my book.

Its not about stench. Neither of us go arounf smelling like body odor lol.

I agree with you that too much is a turn off but I enjoy the smell of perfumes. My wife likes calogne and soap smells.

I switched up my shaving routine recently. Switched to safety razors. I decided to order a type of shaving cream called Taylor of Old Bond. It smells much stronger and when I opened it for the first time, she loved it.

There is a science behind scent and attraction. It may not be for everyone but it works for both of us.

It's not about coveting up body odor or anything like that. Much like normal lounging clothes vs lingerie. It's all about enhancing the experience
 
You're not supposed to spray cologne on directly. You're not going for the wet dot on your neck that drips down to your chest. The goal is not to leave a jet stream of smell.

You're supposed to spray it in the air and walk through it. Cologne should be a much more intimate experience that someone gets very up close.
 
The spray, delay and walk away works all the time every time.

Sorry but a nice cologne smells far better than whatever Walmart deodorant and body wash you lames use.

I use an unscented or very neutral deodorant and Dr. Bonner's bar soap or a charcoal soap bar. Always wash your hair and condition first so your can wash the residue off your body after you rinse.

A soft scented body lotion with a nice SPF on the arms and chest post shower. A face lotion with a higher SPF on the neck and face post shower and/or before you leave. Fight those wrinkles kids.

Use the cologne, $$$

If you know it's going to be a sexy night put a nice scented body lotion on the nuts and thigh area the keep fresh.
 
A soft scented body lotion with a nice SPF on the arms and chest post shower. A face lotion with a higher SPF on the neck and face post shower and/or before you leave. Fight those wrinkles kids.

People are going to laugh at this, but I'm not trying to look like a wrinkly nut sack in my late 30s. I use facial lotion every day.
 
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