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yeah who cares, my wife bought me some sort of cologne that i wear from time to time, no clue what it is
Waste of money.What married guy is into cologne?
Waste of money.
See, I don't get it though. I can understand my GF not wanting to have sex while I smell like BO and sweaty nutsack.Reminds me of a conversation
Dumb Alz: /points to the bedroom
Smart wife "Do you like it when I freshen up, put on some good smelly stuff, and hop in a sexy outfit first"
Dumb Alz: "Of course!!!"
Wife looks at me
Smart Alz: "Brb, going to go freshen up"
Its not just for dates.
:spank:
You're not supposed to spray cologne on directly. You're not going for the wet dot on your neck that drips down to your chest. The goal is not to leave a jet stream of smell.Tldr: There's no "good" way to radiate stench in my book.
See, I don't get it though. I can understand my GF not wanting to have sex while I smell like BO and sweaty nutsack.
I can't understand why she would want me to smell like a mountain stream or some ****.
As far as for dates and stuff... Strong perfume has always been a turn off for me. Seems like an old lady thing to do.
If you stick your face in my chest Im going to smell pleasent from my deodorant. I just don't see the appeal of wanting put everyone in a 10 foot radius into a sneezing fit.
Tldr: There's no "good" way to radiate stench in my book.
You're not supposed to spray cologne on directly. You're not going for the wet dot on your neck that drips down to your chest. The goal is not to leave a jet stream of smell.
You're supposed to spray it in the air and walk through it. Cologne should be a much more intimate experience that someone gets very up close.
A soft scented body lotion with a nice SPF on the arms and chest post shower. A face lotion with a higher SPF on the neck and face post shower and/or before you leave. Fight those wrinkles kids.
People are going to laugh at this, but I'm not trying to look like a wrinkly nut sack in my late 30s. I use facial lotion every day.