News update…
The 9th piece of Josh Norman’s soul has been discovered in Chennai of India (details unknown). This reportedly completes 88% of his soul, and nearly all of Derrick Henry’s embedded hand, missing only the 4th phalange and 5th phalange and metacarpal. The first five discoveries were found scattered throughout South America. Experts were puzzled as the next 3 discoveries were stumbled upon far away. One on Mont Blanche Switzerland, another on Mont Manasalu Nepal, and incredibly one dredged from a fishing vessel in the Black Sea off the coast of Georgia. Most “experts” agree that further findings are unlikely. The consensus is that the missing fingers of Henry are most likely the point of impact. It is believed that this impact most likely obliterated any chance of evidence remaining, likening it to the big bang. However, there is one very vocal dissenting researcher claiming that the “experts” have it completely wrong. He says he will find the remaining pieces of Norman’s soul, and that the discovery will be made in an undisclosed location somewhere near the Great Barrier Reef currently underway.
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