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Why is it okay to tell Helen Keller jokes?
Because she can’t hear them anyway

How do you mess with Helen Keller?
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. or.... put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

If Helen Keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?

Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll?
You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!


You have any others?
 
Helen Keller visited the Virgin Islands once... now its just the Islands




100% positive I did that right


LOL
 
What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Dumb girl - "Nothing because the "p" is silent"


Me - THERE'S NO PTERODACTYL IN THE BATHROOM BECAUSE THEYRE EXTINCT YOU DUMB SLUT
 
Why was little Billy crying?

BECAUSE SOMEONE STAPLED A FROG TO HIS FACE
 
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?

Because her boyfriend took the phone away and beat her to death
 
How do you get a Jewish girl's phone number?

Smile and ask politely, if you really like this girl take a chance man.
 
How many men does it take to open a beer?

Zero, she better open it before she brings it to you
 
Why was Helen Keller an inspiration?



Because she learned to read and write despite being from alabama.
 
XO said:
How do you get a Jewish girl's phone number?

Smile and ask politely, if you really like this girl take a chance man.
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Did you hear about the multi-orgasmic Jewish girl -- she can get 3 or 4 headaches in one night
 
Dee said:
https://ibb.co/8cdNLWv

For some reason it’s not letting me upload...

But this is @GoT and @Big TT posted in the block!
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Uploads not been working since the box went down. Must be related to the server thing.

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