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ahhh. informative button. Seems like a lot of unnecessary work to undo the whole contraption. The zipper is very convenient albeit dangerous.
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- #42
Explain that to the rest of the people in SB. They think I’m weird for using the zipper.
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- #45
Too tedious. The exact reason Navy switched Dress blue pants to Velcro vs. 13 (yep, 13!!) buttons just to take a piss.
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- #46
I suppose the type of clothing could matter, but I bet those tight jean wearing MF'ers don't have a choice. There s**t is always in a vice so they HAVE to undo it all.
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Guess I fall in the neither category, i prefer to sit the tp right on top of the holder. Then just grab the roll with one hand and swiftly roll a stack of sheets into my other hand. But I will say its much easier to roll out from the bottom, so if i did use the holder it would probably be under.
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- #48
Now that you mention it I take it off the holder too most times
Guess I fall in the neither category, i prefer to sit the tp right on top of the holder. Then just grab the roll with one hand and swiftly roll a stack of sheets into my other hand. But I will say its much easier to roll out from the bottom, so if i did use the holder it would probably be under.
The weird part is you said you roll it? I guess that beats being a wadder.
I fold mine like a real human-being.
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- #50
That's my 5yo... my 5 YEAR OLD.Guys who undo everything just to pee are one step away from being this guy...
5!
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- #51
Youre playing with fire slipping it thru the zipperGuys who undo everything just to pee are one step away from being this guy...
Wait til you catch a zipper tooth with your dick, not fun.
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- #52
... maybe if you're a reckless idiot. Been doing through the zipper for almost 40 years and that has never come close to happening.
You must suck at pissing.
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- #54
I did it twice, and I am done!
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- #56
How does this happen? I always make sure I’m tucked back in securely in not only the pants but the underwear as well before I zip back up.
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- #57
Same mentality that causes people to forget their kids in their car...
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- #59
Or just stupid. Don't catch your dick in a zipper.
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