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When I was younger - teens - I always wondered about something this time of year: How did Rudolph's nose shine through the fog?

When driving through the fog, your headlights hinder you more than help you see. It helps others to see you, though.

So, that story is full of shit, man. There's no way Rudolph's red nose would help Santa through the fog!
 
damn the reindeer that pulls a sleigh that visits every house in one night is fake???
 
RTH said:
When I was younger - teens - I always wondered about something this time of year: How did Rudolph's nose shine through the fog?

When driving through the fog, your headlights hinder you more than help you see. It helps others to see you, though.

So, that story is full of ****, man. There's no way Rudolph's red nose would help Santa through the fog!
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Educate yo’self.

The Scientific Benefits of Rudolph’s Red Nose
 
The nose isn't there so Santa can see... It's there so pilots can see him and he doesn't get taken out by a 747. Duh
 
Here's another... all of Santa's reindeer are female.

Now, granted, it's only the old Rankin Bass movie that showed some were boys... or lesbians?
 
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Here's another... all of Santa's reindeer are female.

Now, granted, it's only the old Rankin Bass movie that showed some were boys... or lesbians?
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apparently they could all be females. Turns out they can grow antlers.

they are all kind of named as if theyre lesbians
 
JCBRAVE said:
apparently they could all be females. Turns out they can grow antlers.

they are all kind of named as if theyre lesbians
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Males shed their antlers in early December. Females keep theirs.

Impossible for any males to be pulling the sleigh when they are all depicted with antlers.
 
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