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Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
.... with Beer
 
Well, after reading through Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0...I thought Maximus could use some dateing tips.
 
SEC 330 BIPOLAR said:
Well, after reading through Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0...I thought Maximus could use some dateing tips.
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Thanks for the tips, Ive been trying to call HITCH for the past week and he hasnt returned my calls.
 
FormerMrs27 said:
I don't know. I would like it very much if my man showed up naked with beer. :))
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I'd like it very much if my man showed up naked with a giftcard to Cool Springs Mall. I'm not a beer drinker:sad2:
 
maximus said:
Thanks for the tips, Ive been trying to call HITCH for the past week and he hasnt returned my calls.
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Hitch? You don't need no stinkin' Hitch when you've got little 'ol Elfie here with a wealth of dating tips and unfailing hookup lines:brow:
 
elfinmagic53 said:
Hitch? You don't need no stinkin' Hitch when you've got little 'ol Elfie here with a wealth of dating tips and unfailing hookup lines:brow:
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I think Ill stick with HITCH.:winker:
 
Is hitch like ghetto elf for wham bam thank you ma'am or something?
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Hitch is a movie character played by Will Smith. Movie is of the same name....look it up.
 
Hitch is a great movie, funny, you at least gotta see the scene where the fat white guy(Albert Brenahmen) dances.
 
Okay. I've seen the movie. I guess I just don't get it's usage here.
If you are a netflix addict, this just in, girls like movies too...:wink2:

I just thought it was an acronmym or something.
Like adidas.

Bipolar just doesn't understand sometimes.
 
BP,

you left out ...... Make her laugh

that goes a LONG way

you can cut half of that stuff out if you can make her laugh
 
I can make girls laugh....Im a complete goof

Adidas is an acryonym.
The useage of HITCH here refers to me wanting to call the fictional HITCH for advice(like in the movie where the guys call HITCH for advice)
 
Be charming, be polite but loose, and act like your listening and interested(better yet, actually do listen :ha:), and yeah, be funny but don't make an *** of yourself.

That's basically it (this coming from a guy who's been with a lot of girls, and hasn't even hit 20 yet; take it how you want it :ha:).
 
man, when I was 20, I was on Wife 1.0
living in a little town called Ashland City, about 10 miles W of Nashville
was just graduating college and life - REAL life was just sinking in
 
KamikaZ said:
Married at 20? Cous, I feel sorry for ya. :ha:
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don't be, I was divorced by 21 :brow:
bwuhaahhaaa huuhhaaa

marriage ain't so bad
you ain't gotta pay to play anymore ... no what I mean :winker:
 
Yeah, but potentially, you're tied down for a while.


You were one of the fish who escaped...:ha:
 
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