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Hammer PSA -- Compressed air up the butt kills.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/...on-perverted-friends-air-compressor-anus.html

Do you have an air compressor at your work? If so, make sure people know not to horse around with it. People elsewhere have died because someone thought it would be funny to blast air up their coworker's anus.

The trouble is:

The air flow produced by an air compressor, the report authors wrote, are at least 100 times higher than what would be considered safe for a colonoscopy.
The medics said: 'It takes only one or two [seconds] to deliver enough pressurized air to cause major damage.'

Aside from dying, it is an extremely painful death.

And it does not take much

A police spokesperson said the air compressor was 'pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity'.
 
Waiting for someone to argue that it doesn't... then awkward silence when asked their reasoning.
 
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How do we start a conversation , I can leave posts , but can't start conversations on this site
 
How does that even happen

"Oops forgot my kid existed"

"oh, I will just be a minute.........."

famous last words

years back we went to a local casino and saw security patrolling in an SUV.

we asked inside if they get a lot of car break ins.

They said they are patrolling for kids left in the car o_O

you know how that goes. "I'll just pop in and play the slots for a few min" ..... which turns into an hour and a half


then hear "would the owner of a ............."" and your heart sinks...... because you know CPS and the cops are waiting
 
I don't even leave anywhere until I look back and count heads.

I don't even leave my kids in the car for anything.
 
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